Quotable Quotes: Too Much Info!

Yep, it's that time for Quotable Quotes again, more words of wisdom from your favorite "Mass Effect" characters! Some things when known cannot be UN-known. As much as we want them to! :P

Shepard: "You said they spent two years rebuilding me. How bad were my injuries?"
Jacob: "I'm no doctor, but it was bad. When I first saw you, you were nothing but meat and tubes. Anywhere else, they would've put you in a coffin."

Kenneth: "We're off to kick the Collectors in their daddy bags. That's enough for me."

Shepard: "Anoleis is paying you to shake this place down. That makes you a criminal. I can kill criminals."
Corrupt Guard: "You're bluffing."
Wrex: "You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you."

Gabby: "The new armor reinforcements really threw off the gravimetric profile. Well, the engines are good to go, I rebalanced the Gilborne coefficients, and adjusted the anterior intakes on the second-tier stabilizers."
Kenneth: "I love it when you talk dirty."

Shepard: "So the man cleaning the toilets is also preparing the meals?"
Rupert: "I wash my hands...most of the time. This ain't no luxury liner. You have to pull your own weight on a Cerberus vessel, and I catch what falls through the cracks. Heh...though the cracks."

Gabby: "I've got green across the board. The forward tanks are buoyant and elevated."
Kenneth: "Are you talking about the Normandy or Miranda?"
Gabby: "I'm talking about the one that's covered and protected, not bouncing in the breeze."
Kenneth: "I don't know. Operative Lawson's uniform is very official. It always makes me stand at attention."
Gabby: "You're such a dog."

Garrus: [Talking about the organ harvester Doctor Saleon] "So I went to his lab hoping to find evidence of cloned organ development. But there was nothing. No Salarian hearts, no Turian livers, not one Krogan testicle."
Shepard: "You're kidding, right? Why would anyone want Krogan testicles?"
Garrus: "Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility, counteract the effects of the genophage. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each, that's 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing out there."

Gabby: "I hear that Rupert is actually cooking some good meals lately."
Kenneth: "Yeah, right. That scunner couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it."
Gabby: "But all haggis tastes like ass, anyway."
Kenneth: "Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass."

Rupert: [After letting Shepard sample some calamari gumbo] "Truth told, it's based on an Asari recipe. Seems a little cannibalistic to me with their tentacle heads and all, but they know their grub!"

Mordin: "Labs likely through there. Can smell antiseptic, hint of dead flesh."
Kasumi: "Well, I'm spooked. Thanks."

Garrus: "I remember right before one mission, we were about to hit a Batarian pirate squad. Very risky. This recon scout and I had been at each other's throats. Nerves, mostly. She suggested we settle it in the ring."
Shepard: "I assume you took her down gently?"
Garrus: "Actually, she and I were the top-ranked hand-to-hand specialists on the ship. I had reach, but she had flexibility. It was brutal. After nine rounds, the judge called it a draw. There were a lot of unhappy betters in the training room. We, ah, ended up holding a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess."