Shepard: "You said they spent two years rebuilding me. How bad were my injuries?"
Jacob: "I'm no doctor, but it was bad. When I first saw you, you were nothing but meat and tubes. Anywhere else, they would've put you in a coffin."
Corrupt Guard: "You're bluffing."
Wrex: "You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you."
Kenneth: "I love it when you talk dirty."
Rupert: "I wash my hands...most of the time. This ain't no luxury liner. You have to pull your own weight on a Cerberus vessel, and I catch what falls through the cracks. Heh...though the cracks."
Kenneth: "Are you talking about the Normandy or Miranda?"
Gabby: "I'm talking about the one that's covered and protected, not bouncing in the breeze."
Kenneth: "I don't know. Operative Lawson's uniform is very official. It always makes me stand at attention."
Gabby: "You're such a dog."
Shepard: "You're kidding, right? Why would anyone want Krogan testicles?"
Garrus: "Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility, counteract the effects of the genophage. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each, that's 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing out there."
Kenneth: "Yeah, right. That scunner couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it."
Gabby: "But all haggis tastes like ass, anyway."
Kenneth: "Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass."
Kasumi: "Well, I'm spooked. Thanks."
Shepard: "I assume you took her down gently?"
Garrus: "Actually, she and I were the top-ranked hand-to-hand specialists on the ship. I had reach, but she had flexibility. It was brutal. After nine rounds, the judge called it a draw. There were a lot of unhappy betters in the training room. We, ah, ended up holding a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess."